Bunny Punching

 

Let me ask you, Jim
Is this stuff safe around my testicles?
And what about women?

Is it safe to have them near my
Reproductive organs or hidden virtues?


Some leatherneck peckerneck 

Turkeyneck redneck eating whitechos 

Baked mayonnaise melted on potato chips

With bits of Slim Jim

Thrown on like oozing oily beetles


In a past life, a broken lizard
Literally

Miserally and Literably living in Caucasia
Ruffletoughness, litereality, just truffle tough enough

Locked in juvenile retention 
Solitary 

Powderpuff plushypoof confinement 
Overflight

Lower-views down-shirts

Hoop-skirts & flatulent bachelors!

Epigenetic scarring from ancestral dooms
Conquests and trivialities
The Collective White Unconsciousness
That’s not your coffee, bumblebee

After a week
I tried to "kill" myself

But finger ain’t shotgun

And Siri ain’t packin


Dog lengthens in the sun

Shadows bark
The artist leaves garage with articles and particles
Of shelves, a coil of wire, wings of an owl

Eagles never stop here
Nor so peaceful doves

Hawks in droves

Hawks in groves

Hawks in gowns

Hawks groove in luxurious houndstooth 

 

Look at that!

She’s naked drunk dancing again on the lawn!

Even the neighborhood biddies come out to watch
Cottonwood puffs in her drink
Dandelion umbrella
hollow bones Ravens

Rolling Stones Heaven
Lushee, she jokes, “it’s a Slurpee stirred with a 7-11 clerk’s titty”

Albina, goddess of dawn, doomed lovers and sexy warts

Go back and live in your bible, Christians
Paint in Pink Palettes
in Uranium rain under flaming umbrellas

Broil your earth like pizza cheese


That’s how I learned not to talk
It hurt so much 
Serrated raw patch of shame
Finally stabbing and fatally drubbing
With blunted failure
It hurts too much to die

Hurts too much to stay
It hurts too much I say

Aging clumsily 
Bumbling in doldrum numb cityclad tutus
Tasting toothsome numnums
Gumming chum fungus through apple slaw straws

How in hell did a petrified trucker’s thumb get here?

President baby killer’s
Fist fits in his ear
Sawing at my wrist 
With a broken plastic knife
Stop speaking to me as if I’m here

Blueberries & Lava Lamp seltzer water ballet
Coming down with a bad case of initials

Solitude
They didn’t talk to me

Alpenrose in your eyes
Coming Creamsicles

Milk-wet thighs of loving bleach
Feel me or fail me

Pat me gently on the twat
Spank my hinie with a mitten
Choke me gingerly with a kitten
Fuck me hard with a Jello Jiggler
Whisper Poetic legalese like Dayvid Jann Figler 

I know how these things work
Swimming in a self-made
Hexagonal hexi-text complex since 196sex
When chimps were masturbating and smoking Russian cigarettes in space
Beer was Schlitz
  People were waiting
   For something new every year
Not every nanosecond
    A shiny new car tucked up in their
     swingers only
       pubic pew
Washer dryer, dishwasher, too

From gameshow economy to Lottery Futures

No idea, why I was
Trustees supplied food and canvass condoms

Concentration camps survival tips?

Bring grenades
Don’t shower

With Hardio


What’s your name I says, I says, What’s your name?

 

Says his name is Hardio 
Last name Vascular, I ask?
What?
Vascular, like Hardio Vascular?
It’s Duncan
Hardio Duncan
Oh
I must be thinking of somebody else

Caught in the same old goo
With less sex and fewer insights

Stick to your tits! 
Stick to your dicks! 

Tumbling through the merry moths of Woolworths
Can’t wait for October applause 
I’m drowning in a sea of cherry tomatoes
Filling lungs with swirling marbley spheres
Don’t want to fart when I salute

Always wanted to dance like the “after” people in laxative commercials 
Sluppin’ on bee-wings tea

Reading tea leaves the door open


Maybe I’ll write something done

Maybe I’ll have 

An orgy 
An orgy of
An orgy of you