Bunny Punching
Let me ask you, Jim
Is this stuff safe around my testicles?
And what about women?
Is it safe to have them near my
Reproductive organs or hidden virtues?
Some leatherneck peckerneck
Turkeyneck redneck eating whitechos
Baked mayonnaise melted on potato chips
With bits of Slim Jim
Thrown on like oozing oily beetles
In a past life, a broken lizard
Literally
Miserally and Literably living in Caucasia
Ruffletoughness, litereality, just truffle tough enough
Locked in juvenile retention
Solitary
Powderpuff plushypoof confinement
Overflight
Lower-views down-shirts
Hoop-skirts & flatulent bachelors!
Epigenetic scarring from ancestral dooms
Conquests and trivialities
The Collective White Unconsciousness
That’s not your coffee, bumblebee
After a week
I tried to "kill" myself
But finger ain’t shotgun
And Siri ain’t packin
Dog lengthens in the sun
Shadows bark
The artist leaves garage with articles and particles
Of shelves, a coil of wire, wings of an owl
Eagles never stop here
Nor so peaceful doves
Hawks in droves
Hawks in groves
Hawks in gowns
Hawks groove in luxurious houndstooth
Look at that!
She’s naked drunk dancing again on the lawn!
Even the neighborhood biddies come out to watch
Cottonwood puffs in her drink
Dandelion umbrella
hollow bones Ravens
Rolling Stones Heaven
Lushee, she jokes, “it’s a Slurpee stirred with a 7-11 clerk’s titty”
Albina, goddess of dawn, doomed lovers and sexy warts
Go back and live in your bible, Christians
Paint in Pink Palettes
in Uranium rain under flaming umbrellas
Broil your earth like pizza cheese
That’s how I learned not to talk
It hurt so much
Serrated raw patch of shame
Finally stabbing and fatally drubbing
With blunted failure
It hurts too much to die
Hurts too much to stay
It hurts too much I say
Aging clumsily
Bumbling in doldrum numb cityclad tutus
Tasting toothsome numnums
Gumming chum fungus through apple slaw straws
How in hell did a petrified trucker’s thumb get here?
President baby killer’s
Fist fits in his ear
Sawing at my wrist
With a broken plastic knife
Stop speaking to me as if I’m here
Blueberries & Lava Lamp seltzer water ballet
Coming down with a bad case of initials
Solitude
They didn’t talk to me
Alpenrose in your eyes
Coming Creamsicles
Milk-wet thighs of loving bleach
Feel me or fail me
Pat me gently on the twat
Spank my hinie with a mitten
Choke me gingerly with a kitten
Fuck me hard with a Jello Jiggler
Whisper Poetic legalese like Dayvid Jann Figler
I know how these things work
Swimming in a self-made
Hexagonal hexi-text complex since 196sex
When chimps were masturbating and smoking Russian cigarettes in space
Beer was Schlitz
People were waiting
For something new every year
Not every nanosecond
A shiny new car tucked up in their
swingers only
pubic pew
Washer dryer, dishwasher, too
From gameshow economy to Lottery Futures
No idea, why I was
Trustees supplied food and canvass condoms
Concentration camps survival tips?
Bring grenades
Don’t shower
With Hardio
What’s your name I says, I says, What’s your name?
Says his name is Hardio
Last name Vascular, I ask?
What?
Vascular, like Hardio Vascular?
It’s Duncan
Hardio Duncan
Oh
I must be thinking of somebody else
Caught in the same old goo
With less sex and fewer insights
Stick to your tits!
Stick to your dicks!
Tumbling through the merry moths of Woolworths
Can’t wait for October applause
I’m drowning in a sea of cherry tomatoes
Filling lungs with swirling marbley spheres
Don’t want to fart when I salute
Always wanted to dance like the “after” people in laxative commercials
Sluppin’ on bee-wings tea
Reading tea leaves the door open
Maybe I’ll write something done
Maybe I’ll have
An orgy
An orgy of
An orgy of you