Broad Daylight

I saw your girlfriend with another man

At the market, then again minutes later

She was kissing this guy in the parking lot

between a Jeep and an old Ford Falcon

She had her hands all over him

and they both seemed incredibly horny

From my car

I could see her pull out his schlong

He was pretty good looking

Big, muscular, bronze, legs like tree trunks

Pretty big root too

Anyway, your girlfriend goes down on him right there

in broad daylight

Sucks it all in like a three dollar professional

I’m expecting the thing to pop out the back of her skull

He seemed nervous, glancing around

he could have been worried

someone would take his shopping cart full of protein supplements

I dunno

But I don’t think they saw me

Just about the time I think he’s going to shoot spunk

She stops

Lifts up her skirt—no panties by the way

and starts jacking him hard

You never told me she shaves, man

You know I eat that shit up!

Anyway, she lays down on the blacktop

Guides it in with both hands, sticks two fingers up his ass

And Dark Fabio starts laying pipe in front of me, God, and everybody!

You never told me she was a Holy Roller, man!

Jesus Christ! Oh FUCK me, Jesus Christ!

But that wasn’t my point 

At the market

I got a really good deal on paper towels

I felt generous so I bought a case

Take as many as you want

Something tells me you’re going to have a pretty big mess to clean up

And I’ve got plenty of my own!