Free Monkey (found poem)

“We have a young spider monkey

Named Mr. Peepers

That we need to find a home for since 

We’re moving

“He is an adorable little friend

Who needs a good home

We are unable to sell

So he can be yours

If you think you can

Take care of him

“He already knows

How to use the toilet

So all you need to take care of him

Is some space

And plenty of bananas around

“(503) 248-4098

In the Portland area

Ask for Gaylord”