Bottled Up

Since the BREAKUP

I’ve decided to better myself

Dive headfirst

Try a few hobbies

Take my mind off 

I’m building an alkie in a bottle

For instance

Rum beer gin vodka tequila

Schnapps Jagermeister bourbon Scotch

Premium wines and vintage Champagnes

Fruityberryfuzzywinespritzers

I haven’t found the perfect bottle yet

That I fit—headfirst

But I’ll get to the bottom at some point

Another hobby idea:

Engage in post-breakup strange!

Nasty fucky Kinky

Nipple tuggin’ ball spankin’ sex!

But I haven’t found the perfect bottle yet

That I fit—headfirst

Or!

I could build a giant mental collage

Images of her face

A thousand times I made her happy

A thousand one I made her cry

Then bottle that

Drink it

Screw it for the last time

Smash it against my face

Hope I never meet anyone ever again

That I fit—heart first