F'Norg!

On PBS

Writers group members

Discuss their mommies and daddies

Shed a tear

Call tears bullshit

Call bullshit bullshit

And discuss the little stories they’d each written about themselves

All that writing

All those exercises

And the expert

Guiding the writers group members

All accomplished, all so completely brilliant I want to tear off my own ballsack

He suggests a moment of contemplation

So that each can conjure a single word

That sums what they’ve learned from the experience

I pick up and stretch the cat

The grey one with the rubbery physique and black nose

F’Norg! I tell it

I wring it like a damp beach towel and whip snap it into my girlfriend’s ass

From now on 

Your name is F’Norg!