Buttocks

Gluteal muscles. The gluteal muscles are a group of three muscleswhich make up the buttocks: the gluteus maximus, gluteus medius and gluteus minimus. The three muscles originate from the ilium and sacrum and insert on the femur.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluteal_muscles

Three gluteal muscles, eh? 

Maximus, Medius, Minimus

Like a local deli selection of pickled Roman cocks

Plump Intertwining Labial Lizards smoked to perfection!

Buttocks! The word itself

An enchanting incantation

And what these butt muscles do

To affect the eyes

Has no logical connection

To whatever social realm we might embrace

Or displace, from primitive or progressive thought

Size-ism, Objectification, Arousal

Changes with time and territory

Buttocks connect to our ancestry

Our DNA, Our Instinctual Need to survive

And it’s all about the caboose

We NEED, consciously or unconsciously

Intent or accident

To check those buttocks for ourselves

In case others in the pack hadn’t 

Taken the proper precautions

Owls eyes, cat eyes, hawks eyes, are predatory

Set to aim and strike

Rabbits eyes are on the side, wary of everything

Ours are set for buttocks!

We can’t resist them

Buttocks Buttocks, Buttocks!

Tight, loose, thin, wide, high, low

USDA Approved, humble buns

Curt& Cute, long & lingering

Granite, or pudding

I’ll admit for you right here and now

You observed buttocks today

And I don’t mean a cheeky shadow against the wall

An inadvertent Starbucks tip-slot sighting

You observed buttocks

Peripherally, intently, or unexpectedly

You observed buttocks

Maybe you’re the kind to judge buttocks in 

One way or another

Maybe you aren’t

I don’t know.

I don’t know you

But you probably have buttocks

And if given the chance

I would take a look

In case others in the pack hadn’t 

Taken the proper precautions 

Your brain made you look at the buttocks

Catalog it in whatever way

Your ethical and moral base deems appropriate

And filed it away for later use

Before I go

I’d like to come clean and reveal I too, have buttocks

You probably checked ‘em

I know you did

Because you’re human

And you saw me walk in here and I have buttocks

At this time I’d like you to all rise and show me your buttocks.

A yes vote is showing me your buttocks; a no vote is not showing me your buttocks

Can I see a show of buttocks please?

Right now! Let’s see those hindquarters!