Challenge 30

 

Writing challenge accepted

Write 30, 300-word short stories, in 30 days

March, 2017

 

I will do it by the book: Proving hammer and discipline

 

But, who the hell do I think I am

Telling ME what to do?

Or anyone for that matter?

 

I’m not that guy

Don’t like telling myself 

What I think I should do

None of my business

Not that guy

Don’t like being told what to do

Any more than you

That turtle don’t hunt

 

Not the kind of person

Hauling off suggesting

I have remote perceptions of anyone’s best interests

In given circumstances

Who am I intervening?

Give people space

Embrace their humanity

Help if you can

Back the hell off if you can’t

 

I’m a high-minded, low browed, Leftie-Loosely, low-ball, Libertarian!

Unless Libertarians are those library guys who jack in the stacks

Not that anything’s wrong with that

But something’s really wrong with that

 

Probably thinking of Aquarians

Antiquarians or Urantians

No! Topical Nauticans

 

I’m not here to tell people 

What to do

Who to be

Why to cry

They already know

Their divination

The path of least suffocation

Don’t push, stop pushing, purse your pushy puss and hit the pushiness pause

 

But, I’m unflinchingly pushy unto myself for being an idiot

Over-weighted lard ass, big nose ear-head

A stupid, clumsy, cereal-eating, milk drooling fool!

I never finish anything right!

 

Then my cruelty becomes offended

I’m not fair! 

Why am I so mean to me?

Give myself a piece of my mind

So I like cereal!

What’s the big deareal?

 

I defensively lash!

Get mad! 

Chide my insensitivity

Tell myself

Start showing a little respect or

I’ll never speak to me again

 

I can’t stay mad at me

Soon enough I’m laughing

Talking, tickling to myself

As if nothing ever happened

 

But every then and now

I come down too hard

It hurts and sticks like frozen honey knives

Typical, of my inner Topical Nautican 

 

Whenever grand ideas encroach

I tell myself

Hop to it!

Clear table!

Put cat in bag!

Stock milk & beans!

Something awry goes invariably wiry

 

30 stories in 30 days

 

Fine

Ready weeks in advance

Hate being late

Planned it, mapped it, nothing to fate

Nail it like Crucifixion

 

Every morning: Write out bones

Sleep all day

After dinner: Pour gravy prose, hack to bits

March fast couldn’t come first enough

But come it came

 

Day One:

300 words. Full steam ahead!

Story about suicidal clear woman

Shunned by Society

You see the ocean right through her

Entering the surf

Befriended by jellyfish

Disappears into the sea

 

Day Two:

150 words, good stuff!

Treason of reason undercutting conventional food origin myths

I’ll fluff it up later

 

Day Three: 

[Scrawled in pencil with angry doodles]

“The hell do I think I AM

Telling ME what to do?”